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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:31
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
No go.
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Still no good.
Japanese Scientists Develop Artificial Blood Compatible With All Blood Types - Tokyo Weekender
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
—
They put up a sign reading
SEC Raises Legal Questions Over Proposed Ethereum, Solana ETFs - Decrypt
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
'King of the Hill' Reboot First Details: Hank, Peggy, Bobby, Dale - Variety
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Destiny 2: The Edge Of Fate Draws On Metroidvanias To Bring You Back In - GameSpot
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
David Hogg to depart as DNC vice chair after months of turmoil - The Washington Post
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read